August 3rd, 2012

I haven't had a pedicure in 16 months. Do you understand what a travesty this is in girl world? Pedicures are a testament to pure girliness and unlike clothes shopping or going out to a club, you can always feel good about your feet and not worry about fat rolls and tight clothing. Your feet don't look fat. In fact, you can make your feet look pretty and in the process get foot rubs, which your husband will never do because feet are "gross".

So, in honor of this magical occasion, I creepily took pictures of my pedicure.

Green goop on my feet!

Then the cosmetician proceeded to scrape the dead skin off my feet.

There was enough dead skin to make another foot. It was so gross. Unfortunately I rely on pedicures to keep my feet non-nasty. So, you can see the dilemma - considering I haven't had one in 16 months. So, my feet were very disgusting. I mean, I have a cheese grater for my feet, but I very rarely use it, because I'm lazy. So, I'm glad I found a cheap pedicure place.

Finally, the finishing touches!

My toes are friggin' beautiful.